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Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
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96 position

The "69 position" performed on the ceiling.
Girl: "Let's 69"
Guy: "I have a better idea... let's 69 on the ceiling, the 96 position."
by Shnallen January 26, 2010
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Reverse missionary position

A sex position where a black male and a white female were previously having sexual intercourse in the doggy style position, then the male pushes the female down onto her stomach and pulls her legs back; the missionary position with the female on her stomach.
Fuck the missionary position, taking it from behind in the reverse missionary position is so much better!
by patches93856 November 28, 2010
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Stop Sign Position

Taking someone into the nearest four way intersection, shoving a stop sign up their ass and using them to direct traffic.
Hey n00b, want to try Stop Sign Position?
by AmyDuponse April 17, 2010
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rudi braun position

a position in sex where your sucking on another mans tit and your hands on his dick. then another chinese man is licking out your ass
rudi braun specializes in the rudi braun position
by rudis male lover December 12, 2004
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The Chuckz Position

A sexual position in which the male partner is wearing converse all-stars, aka chuck taylors, and they get in the scissor position and while the male is fucking he is yelling "bitch call me chuckz!". At that point, the female begins to yell out chuckz.
Male: "Fuck...Yes...Bitch call me Chuckz!"
Female: "Chuckz! Chuckz! Chuckz! Fuck me Chuckz!"

THE NEXT DAY

Male to Nigga: "Ay Nigga last night i fucked my bitch in the chuckz position"
Nigga:"Damn Mr. Chuckz, Ur the shit!"
by Mr. Chuckz February 27, 2008
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closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.
Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."
by lando-california July 23, 2021
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