I gave that chick a hell of a Polish wheelbarrow race , you better believe she left skid marks at the finish line!
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Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
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"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"
"I'm polishing the torpedo."
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Man, Fred got a bad case of polishits after watching that CNN newsroom report on the Democratic/Republican National Convention.
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