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Five Pillars of Islam

(1) Belief in Allah (God) and Mohammad (an old word referring to Jesus Christ), as expressed in the Qu'ran (a mistranslated, Syriac Christian book).
(2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca (an Arabic town where an imaginary pagan prophet lived).
(3) Giving of alms (Zakat, or 2.5% of income, which is 1/4 the customary alms required of other Christian sects).
(4) Fast during Ramadan (an imitation of the Lenten Christian holy month, Ramadan is related to the crescent moon)
(5) A trip to Mecca (ensures that Saudis make a lot of money and involves walking around an old Christian church now called the Kaaba)
The "Five Pillars of Islam" were invented by competing Arabic warlords in the process of creating their new religion from an older, Christian sect. In time, these groups would be known as "Sunni" and "Shia."
by Juanky A. June 4, 2014
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pillay

the facial hair below ur lower lip.
"cool pillay bra!"

Derivation: teacher at nsbhs has one and i didnt know wot it was called so it is now a pillay
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Pilaf

to laugh so hard pee comes out...
That pilaf ruined another chair!
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Pillax

It's like chillaxing chillax but with the aid of presciption medications (sometimes recreationally used) e.g. Ambien, Paxil, Valium, Tramodol, Flexeril, Xanax, Percocet, etc.
I knew I was going to have to pillax on the plane when I saw the family with three kids boarding.

I have been pillaxing too much, I sense an intervention coming.

Dr. Gregory House on "House" used to be a Pillaxer until he checked into rehab.
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pillar

the term describing someone controlled or heavily influenced by a low class drug. particularly cannabis, pills or excess alcohol. never used with reference to harder drugs e.g crack/cocaine. often used positively but can also be derogatory,context must be understood.
'is he cool?'
'yer my man's a pillar, hes sound as.'

'all you do is smoke. your'e a proper pillar.'
by gert mandem March 8, 2007
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Pilarski

Inserting one or multiple testicles inside of a woman's anus whilst the erect penis is inserted in the vaginal orifice.
The relationship ended when I suggested I Pilarski her.

She proposed to me after I Pilarski'd her.
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Pillars

After the overprinting of Russian currency, it was disregarded and thrown out. To be hastily replaced by their new currency, skittles. But after the mass consumption of the delicious snack, they reverted to an older form of currency. Aborted baby seal fetuses.

Also: See definition of Collin.
Wow! That computer is worth 20,000 Pillars!
by Aaron Imrie June 19, 2007
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