Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.
by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014
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Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.
Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!
by Punlike May 09, 2010
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pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.
Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.
by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy January 16, 2016
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Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good
by m-Ho2 August 07, 2008
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pineapple

"that jamaican guy is such a pineapple"

Plantation Owner: ill take that pineapple right thurrr

Slave Auctioneer: What this fruit(holds up pineapple)

Plantation Owner: no that nigger with the dreadlocks. he looks like a pineapple.
by dank ass bud September 23, 2008
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pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth
The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.
by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015
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Pineapple pizza

Why
Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die
by Origonal July 13, 2019
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