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Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.
by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014
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Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.
Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!
by Punlike May 9, 2010
mugGet the Hot Pineapplemug.

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.
Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.
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Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good
fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum
by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008
mugGet the Pineapple Cummug.

pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth
The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.
by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015
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pineapple

"that jamaican guy is such a pineapple"

Plantation Owner: ill take that pineapple right thurrr

Slave Auctioneer: What this fruit(holds up pineapple)

Plantation Owner: no that nigger with the dreadlocks. he looks like a pineapple.
by dank ass bud November 7, 2008
mugGet the pineapplemug.

Pineapple pizza

Why
Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die
by Origonal July 13, 2019
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