Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

Hot Pineapple

Old men at the beach who walk around covering there their genitalia with a what looks like the smallest form of a speedo while grossing everyone around them out.

Most of the time, Canadians.

Ew! Look over there, what a hot pineapple with the undies!

by Punlike May 9, 2010

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016

Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008

pineapple squad

Group of swag friends that likes pineapples. They are the coolest, sexiest people on earth

The pineapple squad is cool as 🍍. They are the swaggy people.

by omq.fangirll April 26, 2015

Pineapple pizza

Why

Why would anyone eat pineapple pizza if you could instead die

by Origonal July 13, 2019

pineapple

a black person with dread locks

"that jamaican guy is such a pineapple"

Plantation Owner: ill take that pineapple right thurrr

Slave Auctioneer: What this fruit(holds up pineapple)

Plantation Owner: no that nigger with the dreadlocks. he looks like a pineapple.

by dank ass bud November 7, 2008