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Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
Gooch Pinch by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012
Related Words

Bitch Pinch 

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.
-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."
Bitch Pinch by SteynUD September 14, 2016

Copenhagen Pinch 

Sexual act where a man's testicles are pinched by a clothes peg.
Jose begged his partner to give him a Copenhagen pinch.
Copenhagen Pinch by Frilly Boots January 24, 2017

Scottish Pinch 

A man with Scottish Pinch refers to a person who has a large penis and killer swag.
“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”

“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”

titty pinch 

Will: Come on! You can't just give me another titty pinch of weed?
Noah: You were only supposed to get an eighth and I gave you 4 grams! I'm not going to give you another .1 because you'll just ask for more!

Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!
Squish & Pinch by Xendrilloz January 22, 2022