Plumperberry Pied

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012

Pi Call

When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.

What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?

by Fasters March 23, 2023

Ki and Pi

Ki= loyal, kind, sweet and cute person
Pi= needs Ki to live happy

Man1= I know you since Elementary School! I think you are a real "Ki" 😪
Man1friend= No! I'm a completely "Pi" for you! You're my "Ki"!🥺

Man1 and Man1friend now are engaged
(Ki and Pi)

by Shhhai November 21, 2021

inkie Pi

Inkie Pi Is A Remove First Letter And Last Letter Of Pinkie Pie

Love Tihs Inkie Pi

by Sueor Maeio May 11, 2022

alpha pi

totally not jewish (not AEPi), a unrecognized fraternity at Oneonta normal school. A bunch of men (not jewish boys) met at the Legends Pub, and formed a totally cool not retarded frat who specializes in drinking beer, taking moles, eating female ass, shotgunning lokos, smoking pot, and definitely not being jewish (unless you are jewish, thats ok!)

alpha pi- i don't even speak spanish lol

by dridridri May 05, 2018

Cuteiest of Pies

Granted to only you. It’s you. You’re the cuteiest of pies baby girl :)))

My girlfriend is the Cuteiest of Pies

by :)E> December 12, 2018

Pi Junk

Used books on or about the number π; dismantled exhibits on the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of π held on Pi Day by students in school or at shopping malls; or discarded pi-related projects or artworks by artists or math educators in a museum.

Eco Math: How could all the pi junk be recycled without polluting the environment?

by Fasters December 13, 2021