Borrowing a pencil is when you covertly ask someone if you can I have a condom, especially when asking a classmate.
by The Big Succ May 24, 2017
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by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017
Get the betting pencil mug.A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face
In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"
Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!
Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!
by Me February 26, 2003
Get the Penile Dementia mug.1. To fuck a pencil.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.
Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.
Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.
by Basher August 29, 2003
Get the pencil fucker mug.Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009
Get the make a pencil mug.1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003
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