by 4headpusha July 31, 2006
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by WhiskeyDix August 16, 2009
Get the Patten Pending mug.A technical sexual act involving three parties: two women and an Asian dick-back (an Asian male with a second penis located in the square of his back).
The effect is achieved by suspending the dick-back's feet in the air and swinging him back-and-forth between the two women.
The effect is achieved by suspending the dick-back's feet in the air and swinging him back-and-forth between the two women.
by ILOVEPOTtery July 5, 2009
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Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010
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