pedabear

The patron saint of pedophiles. This lovable guy can be found wherever young children are being violated.

You better not shoot, you better not cry, I'm telling you why: Pedabear will tear your ass asunder.

by BullNedrow March 27, 2016

Pedaffodil

A pedophile who uses flowers to attract little kids to his or her van

Guy 1: Did you hear about that kid who was molested last night?
Guy 2: Ya, I heard it was a pedaffodil.
Guy 1: That flower loving bastard!

by HMU Bro April 17, 2016

pedaggi

Gay ass hoe, likes to bang pigs and lick their tongues

Pedaggi is someone who is a fag

by Boi989898989000000 October 11, 2017

pedafamilius

The main father figure, the man of the house, aka top dog

I am the pedafamilius

by AColeFD November 13, 2017

pedalphile

a person manually driving their car and causing traffic issues that would not exist if their vehicle was driving itself and coordinating with the other near by autonomous vehicles. Pedal-phile

He swerved toward to cars, just to see them react. What a pedalphile.

by RogerGu March 9, 2018

Pedakyle

Pedakyle ~ perverted neighbor, sexual deviant , usually engages in crude human/animal fornication, in most cases bears smaller than usual genitalia, jealous, in most cases can be described as pathetic or living in a permanent state of less than desirable attributes, all around scum

That guy slanders you on social media because he’s probably a “pedakyle” ya know, the type that keeps peanut butter on his under developed penis and makes sure to under feed his pets. If you have a a mustache only, you are most likely : either a cop, or a “pedakyle”.

by Alaskan fish October 23, 2018

pedantic willyboy

A gay man who worries a lot, or more than the average person.

"Alex is being such a pedantic willyboy."

by nignog445 March 1, 2019