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Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
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Freezy Paralysis

The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.

One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?

Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 5, 2010
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Password Paralysis

The unexpected brain-lock caused by having too many passwords such that you suddenly and completely lose the ability to log in to a website or program.
"I was struck by password paralysis at the office and looked like a total 'foon in front of the boss
by Sandmanvan May 1, 2011
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paly

paly plz..?!? ok ha.ha!
by Tweak June 3, 2003
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Paly

Retarded school where there are hella drug deals going on every second, and people getting pregnant, it is also called the " dark side of palo alto".
Damn your a retard. Did you go to Paly?
by jose de la cuerva May 13, 2008
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Paly

The worst school in history, it claims to be better than gunn (look it up fool), even though it sucks. they turn to sports because the boys were all broken in the head when they were children, thus spawning jocks. This is their one source of pride. Otherwise, they are stoned, partying, alchoholic failures who will end up working at mcdonalds 99% of the time. the others will become largely successful because they end up transferring to gunn anyway.
"hey i got to paly"
"wow dude... no. dont even joke..."
"I'm serious"
"wtf... -runs-"
by Paly student October 17, 2008
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A sight you see paralyzed while sleeping, usually scary af
by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
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