When a girl wears pants that are too loose in the hip region giving the impression that she has male anatomy. (Must be said with a french or british accent.)
Bob: Look at that girl she looks like she has a penis.
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
Gina: Oh man, that is an intense faux-package!
by the blonde bombers January 19, 2009
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Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
Get the creepy crawly crabs package mug.Cocaine that is purchased and snorted while sitting on one’s couch, widely popular in 2020 during the coronavirus lockdowns.
by Art Corr June 5, 2020
Get the Couch Packages mug.by Ichabod Ezechiel October 30, 2010
Get the Suspicious Package mug.The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM
by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018
Get the Platinum package mug.the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
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“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming
by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021
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