Reverse Pedophile

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.

Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

No pedophile

Phrase said after a creepy statement about someone considerably younger then you; similar to "no homo"

"Wow for being 12 that chick has a nice ass, no pedophile"

by slicknj13 April 10, 2010

reverse pedophile

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.

Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Zoo o pedophile

someone that who feels sexual things on baby animals

dont ask me where did i get this idea from lol

i think alex is zoo o pedophile because he fucked a baby bear

by RÆZ March 5, 2022

Bob the Angry Pedophile

A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.

Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Kids: No
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Kids: NOOOOO
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Kids:Never
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.

Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.

by Lighammer June 18, 2009

Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

by FreshNettle December 17, 2019

Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

by albert johnston November 29, 2010