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Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)
Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017
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onions

40 things you didnt need to know about onions:
1. Onions are vegetables
2. Onions are edible
3. They make you cry
4. They make good dip
5. Onions grow underground
6. They taste bad raw
7. They give you bad breath
8. Onions come in 3 designer colours (red yellow and white)
9. They can predict the weather in winter
10. They go good in a BBQ
11. They are not sweet
12. Onions have layers
13. If you chew gum while cooking them you wont cry
14. They are about 30 calories
15. They can be sliced, chopped and diced
16. Onions are shallots cousin
17. They can be pickled
18. Onions are like ogres
19. They can be peeled
20. They are highly water based
21. Onion breath can be cured with some parsley
22. Onion in Japanese is onion
23. If you leave them out in the sun for too long they start to grow roots
24. They are eaten heaps in Libya
25. The heaviest onion was 10 pounds and 14 ounces
26. Onions don’t grow on the moon
27. Onion spelled backwards is noinO
28. They are not like cakes
29. Onion is pronounced UN-YIN
30. If onion was a number it would be 151491514
31. An onion can make a bland sauce
32. Onions has 3 vowels
33. Onions have skins
34. Onions don’t like garlic
35. there are nice deep fried as rings
36. Onion rhymes with bunion
37. Onions make really bad gifts…
38. Alliumphobia is the fear of smelling onion and garlic
39. Onions wont stop vampires…
40. Onions should NEVER be juiced
by El_Paco January 17, 2005
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onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015
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devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole
That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring
by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006
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bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.
Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.
by Erin McDermott July 28, 2008
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Oneonta

A town run by families who made their money on factories and railroads in the 1800's before things like labor laws and unions, who still look at the general population as if they are disposable peasants. They will encourage town officials through peer pressure and bribes to sacrifice public well-being for the sake of Cooperstown tourist season.

The general population is composed of three groups: 1) trust fund beneficiaries that play at being hippies for the aesthetic, but still call the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds to walk by their house 2) hard working townsfolk who may or may not have a drug problem and also calls the cops if a person of color talks more than thirty seconds to walk by their apartment 3) welfare barons that sit at home eating cheesy poofs, table top gaming, smoking meth, and calling the cops if a person of color takes more than thirty seconds walking passed their trailer
You're such a stereotype of everything wrong with white people. You're from Oneonta, aren't you?
by dankeshin January 10, 2013
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Onionheads

A group of meatheads that haven't realized their full potential yet.

WannaBe Meatheads
Hey Bill, check out the onionheads playing with that C4!!
Do you think they'll ever make Meathead?
by Disexlia boy January 18, 2010
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