one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011

One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

One-eyed zipper rat

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020