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Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know
by malle122 October 19, 2010
mugGet the Pickle Jarredmug.

skeet jar

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.
Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.
by skeetjar102 January 27, 2014
mugGet the skeet jarmug.

jarred up

To get drunk. To partake in drinking many "jars". Jars is a British colloquialism for a pint of beer or cider.
Did you see Leonard staggering around the pub last night? He was well jarred up!
by David Geetmuckle January 2, 2009
mugGet the jarred upmug.

"Cookie" jar

That blue box that has delicious cookies on the lid but when you open it you find no cookies, just sewing supplies.
"Man, my grandma has, like, 3 separate "cookie" jars and when I find them I always get hyped for nothing"
by Hey boss November 30, 2016
mugGet the "Cookie" jarmug.

horse jar

When a guy and a horse cum in a jar and make a girl or a guy chugs the jar.
Jimmy and Crow cum in the jar and mix it around and make the wife jane drink the horse jar.(crow is the horse)
by Horse Jar Man August 8, 2017
mugGet the horse jarmug.

mason jar

A. A jar for masonry
I hold my masonry in my mason jar.
by Me November 20, 2004
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weed jars

Jar to preserve weed. Some, like those sold by Herb Preserve, keep weed fresh over 6 months. Clear glass jars dry that shit up quick.
I only buy my weed jars from Herb Preserve so I have the dankest nugs forever.
by hyphystonerz April 24, 2011
mugGet the weed jarsmug.

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