To Dan (verb) one's car:
After purposely running directly into the back of someone's rental car while they're standing next to it-
Dan: "I'll pay for that if it costs anything"
To Dan one's chips:
Taking someone's bag of chips and eating them in front of the former owner-
Dan "I'm eating your chips. I'll replace them in a couple of days"
To Dan an inquiry:
After finding a set of clothes, cell phone, and keys laying in the hall-
Roomate "Dan did you strip in the hallway?"
Dan "No"
Roomate "Cause your phone and clothes and shoes are in the hallway"
Dan "Oh yeah I did"
After purposely running directly into the back of someone's rental car while they're standing next to it-
Dan: "I'll pay for that if it costs anything"
To Dan one's chips:
Taking someone's bag of chips and eating them in front of the former owner-
Dan "I'm eating your chips. I'll replace them in a couple of days"
To Dan an inquiry:
After finding a set of clothes, cell phone, and keys laying in the hall-
Roomate "Dan did you strip in the hallway?"
Dan "No"
Roomate "Cause your phone and clothes and shoes are in the hallway"
Dan "Oh yeah I did"
by lmraptor22 June 24, 2010
Dan and Phil are two british youtubers who make really funny videos. you should watch them. their youtube names are danisnotonfire and amazingphil .they do collabs with tyler oakley, joey graceffa, and catrific, and more
by AmazingPotterIsNotOnFire February 25, 2016
When one sneaks into the bathroom while another person is showering and takes a shit; the person showering is less likely to hear the perpetrator's entrance, allowing for the perfect opportunity to attempt a sneaky dan.
"dude should I go in there and shit while Kyle is in the shower?"
"you're gonna give him a sneaky dan?!.... thaaat's greasy."
"you're gonna give him a sneaky dan?!.... thaaat's greasy."
by ya gurl's bush August 30, 2015
A beautiful, perfect British male. He’s sweet, kind, funny and humble. There is nothing bad about this precious boy.
His eyes are so beautiful, they clam swallow you up in one glance. His hair is perfect no matter what style it’s in, quiff or buzz cut.
His singing voice is so perfect, there are no faults to it. It’s just as perfect live as it is in a recording studio.
He’s a member of the band Bastille, a British alternative group with the hit single Pompeii and the hit albums, Bad Blood and Wild World.
Other members of this fantastic band are Kyle Simmons, Chris ‘Woody’ Wood and Will Farquarson.
All in all, Dan Smith is the perfect guy that anyone could ask for
His eyes are so beautiful, they clam swallow you up in one glance. His hair is perfect no matter what style it’s in, quiff or buzz cut.
His singing voice is so perfect, there are no faults to it. It’s just as perfect live as it is in a recording studio.
He’s a member of the band Bastille, a British alternative group with the hit single Pompeii and the hit albums, Bad Blood and Wild World.
Other members of this fantastic band are Kyle Simmons, Chris ‘Woody’ Wood and Will Farquarson.
All in all, Dan Smith is the perfect guy that anyone could ask for
Dan Smith is perfect
by holamisamigos August 27, 2018
by Wolf89 October 19, 2005
Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.
In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.
by DennisIsEvil April 18, 2006