Niffer

A young man by age but a mind that combines that of a small child's judgment with a professors knowledge of dangerous chemicals. Often changes it's appearance from trying to be metal to trying harder to be metal but successfully failing each time. Known widely for it's "Niffer Freak-outs", which can be subsided with a small candy, again similar to a child. Although it seems to have some good taste in music, it is outweighed by its extreme distaste for exceedingly good music, and its suspiciously high amount of Simple Plan songs that come on during shuffle. Also a synonym for Cockfag. Also know as "Cockfag on Ice"

Remember that time we locked Niffer in his garage and he tried to stab you and light me on fire?

What do you wanna do tonight?
We could go to niffers...
Lets call Jerry.

by MariJEWana October 17, 2009

niff titt

A word you cry out when something goes wrong.

*gets sat on by a friend* AHHH...niff titt

by 3645745 August 12, 2006

niffle

A differing selection of nibbles

"I don't what I want, so lets order a niffle"

by mediapig April 10, 2005

Nife

Best way to spell knife.

I stabbed you with my nife.

by Nifehand January 9, 2021

Nife

Gets sexually aroused using the word "pal"

Ohhhhh manr stick that cock in my ass PAL.

by Sumyunguy September 12, 2003

nifty mittens

It's when your mother and your father go and have sex on the hood of the truck

Mom and Dad did some nifty mittens last night.

by Big Bob7477 October 29, 2013

Mike Nifong

The disgraced Durham County (North Carolina) distrcit attorney behind the 2006 Duke lacrosse rape hoax.

That rape hoax ruined Mike Nifong's career.

by StoogeWatcher December 27, 2010