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mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.
Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!
by anonymous April 8, 2004
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Mouse

A title given to a mischievous & sneaky person, an expert thief or pickpocket. Sometimes given to hacker, programmer or prankster.

Also a nickname for someone small and cute.
Stanley "Mouse" the mischievous American artist who repainted the facade at The Box back in highschool.

Mouse the Master Thief, a title believed to be passed on for centuries in Japan. A thief who steal anything after properly alerting authorities of his intentions.

Dr Mikhail was nicknamed "Mouse" back in UK. He may have ADHD.

Mouse is an expert computer programmer who assists in the construction of several training programs in "The Matrix".

Mouse ("Tikus" in Malay), a Malaysian boy known for his ability to sneak pass through anything and anyone. Escaped police custody, trespassed highly restricted areas, caught once in a university control room but escaped from the security interrogation room. Seems to have a knack for challenging authorities.
by A. Amir May 31, 2011
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Jack mosey

An extremely sexy guy that is always happy. Always has a smile on his face. He will be one of the funniest people you will ever meet. If you do meet him your lucky
by Alex smith May 24, 2013
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mousehand

The chilling sensation that effects a person's right hand when they have been using a computer mouse for extended periods of time in a cold room and/or during winter.

Mousehand can include numbness, turning blue, lack of movement and can extend up the right arm as far as the shoulder region.
It's so fucking freezing and now I've got mousehand!
by firespook July 8, 2009
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Mouse pussy

Person 1: wanna go watch some mouse pussy
Person 2: I’m taking the kids to my mothers house
by Cancer moles December 17, 2018
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Phantom Mouse Syndrome

The sensation that an amputated or missing mouse (even a wireless or optical mouse) is still present, causing the body (typically the mouse hand) to respond accordingly in conjunction with the movements of other body parts in the process of typical computer operation. Similar to phantom keyboard syndrome, and the rare and far more critical, phantom monitor syndrome.
I left the wireless mouse for my laptop at work, but because of the phantom mouse syndrome I experienced while writing this definition, I kept trying to use it anyways.
by Loophole The Sorcerer December 31, 2010
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Micky Mouse bull shit

Colorful way of describing any situation where immaturity, over repetitiveness in a child-like manner, or childish behavior that wears on someones nerves.

also can be used for almost any other BS situation the individual has to put up with repeatedly.

Possibly made in reference to Micky Mouse and his antics.
"you idiots fighting again? i'm not putting up with this Micky Mouse bull shit"
by Malvolia November 26, 2011
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