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moron

some1 who sticks their dick in the tailpipe of a car
that moron stuck his dick in a car tailpipe
by Sunfire October 25, 2004
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Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.
There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.
by SammyNyc July 11, 2009
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playing Mormon baseball

Playing Mormon baseball refers to the extremely mild "sexual" acts that Mormons engage in with each other, such as, but not limited to:

Eye contact, light banter, holding hands (NO INTERLACING FINGERS! THAT'S FOR SLUTS AND WHORES), sitting next to each other in church, buying each other promise rings, making rice crispy squares, separated hugging, and, in extreme cases, aggressive spooning.
I could hear Elder Drew and Sharron playing Mormon baseball last night in the other room. I think they were watching 19 Kids and Counting on the couch together!
by BigPapaJon January 20, 2011
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drunken moron

One who has drunk himself retarded. Refer to www.drunkenmorons.com for more information.
Look, Billy! Seath is a drunken moron!
by Shaniqua Jones October 29, 2003
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oxy moron

Two words that actually belong together. See typo.
Oxy moron would be an oxymoron if the word "oxy" held any smart/non-moronic connotation.
by kibk8al August 25, 2006
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Mormon

Someone who is a little annoyed about people's entries on mormon in the urban dictionary and would advise all who read this not to waste their time reading the following pathetic prejudices and/or the equally useless attempts at defending one's religion in a website that is supposed to be about fun, urban slang.
Normal Mormon Kid 1: Why the flip are you wasting your time reading this example? Go work on your research essay!... or hug your mom, or something.
by kablushka March 30, 2010
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pompous moron

A stuck up idiot that has no right to be stuck up because they don't know what they are stuck up at. Also, A very annoying person
by Awesom-O 4000 June 15, 2004
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