The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

The Morning Shakedown by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.

Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.

Velvet Morning by A mystery shrouded enigma June 30, 2021

Strawberry Morning 

a meme of an elephant that has been spread around. the strawberry morning elephant is an elephant-shaped strawberry with a stem that is probably supposed to be a hat?? there is text underneath it in Arabic that translates to this word being written about.

Person 1: hey man strawberry morning elephant

Person 2: hell yeah

Person 3: oh my fucking god stop posting that goddamn elephant

Strawberry Morning by KnownAsOmega2436 May 5, 2023

Morning Doubt 

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !

Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !

Morning Doubt by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009

morningg 

Usually written by people to express the usual "Good morning" and showing sexual interest in the recepient. the use of repeated end letters is similar to that of "Heyy".

boy: "morning"
girl: "morningggggg I'm bored"
boy: "Okay I'll come over"

morningg by darktea November 11, 2014

morning wood 

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

morning wood by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

morning glory music 

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

morning glory music by Angelacia June 13, 2007