dick mongerer

A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.

Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

sex monger

someone that has a fantasy about sex while monging! (see mong)

im having a sex mong go away.

by samydoot May 13, 2005

Fish Monger

Some one who plays with there genitalia and penis and sniffs there fingers after words.

Look At That Fish Monger Go Those Must Be Some Smelly Balls

by RogFromEscoFelix June 24, 2009

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

Slut Monger

Basically a cheap lowlife pimp.

Hey you, slut monger, i need a cheap slut!!!

by Pope gregory the 5th July 11, 2003

penis monger

one who loves the penis

wow that penis monger sure does love the penis

by frankly honest March 24, 2008

Monzerrat

Medusas twin who suffers from autism and has social anxiety but is very beautiful in the inside and outside

Monzerrat is a being who has trauma

by Mønżë March 21, 2023