monster cheese

slang for semen.

"That wasn't muenster cheese in your chili. It was my monster cheese."

by p_time February 3, 2009

Monster school

A series that was once a big part of our childhood turned into a horrible trend-chasing cringe fest with clickbait thumbnails made just for views.

Then: Monster school: Hunting
Now: FUNNY SIREN HEAD BALDI SEX GIRL VS CARTOON CAT BOTTLE FLIP FORTNITE DANCE EPIC 3D.

by Junderlel March 19, 2021

Pudgy Monster

A girl who is overweight but not so overweight that you wouldn't hit it

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were thinking about taking this girl home to pig roast her but she was a bit of a Pudgy Monster

by Pudgy Hitter March 18, 2010

Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

Ahh! Real Monsters

One of Nickelodeon's greatest shows. It was about juvenile monsters being trained to be scary. It featured great characters such as Ickis who's scary ability was to grow larger but because of his large ears was often mistaken for a bunny rabbit. Oblina was clearlt the asian of the group being the smartest and the best student also she resembled a gothic upside down candy cane. Her scary ability was shape shifting into random "scary" things and inducing nightmares in people by sticking her peppermint flavored finger in the victim's ear and tickling their brain. Krumm was the retarded companion of Ikis and Oblina and vaguely resembled Gene Hackman's nut sack. His scary ability was to scream like a pussy and smell like a sweaty asshole. Also his eyes weren't attached to his body so he had to hold them the whole time which didn't mix well with his mental retardation so he would often lose them. And finally The Gromble. Arguably the gayest character on the show, The Gromble was the cross dressing headmaster of the school they went to. Wearing red high heeled shoes and red painted fingernails that ripped through his women's isotoner gloves. This was still a great show no matter how gay or retarded some characters were.

Hey do you remember the show Ahh! Real Monsters?

Of coarse I do what do you think I am....... retarded?

by Jack Hambit August 13, 2010

monster

a ruthless unsympathetic,self-centered person

Rodger is a monster the way he treats his girlfriend.

by Gerard Irick July 6, 2009

Loch Ness Monster

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

by drobert January 9, 2010