Money Lane

Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.

I was late to work because of an accident in the money lane

by tfihsekam June 23, 2009

money under the bridge

Money that one regrets spending after it is too late to do anything about it.

Husband: Remember all that money we wasted on that stupid timeshare?

Wife: Don't worry about it, it's money under the bridge.

by Johoso November 22, 2011

money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.

Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.

by safejrz March 6, 2015

Money glitch

A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.

HOW TO DO GTA V INFINITE MONEY GLITCH

by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018

Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

money-laundering

Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.

I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Money over Fists

The art of dealing with an annoying situation short term till you get what you need.

John - " Yo Jimmy, did Eric ever pay you the 400 bucks he owes you?"
Jimmy - " Nah, man"
John - " WTF, smack that homeboy!"
Jimmy - " Not yet. It's money over fists, I'll wait till he pays up and then drop the hammer on him!"

by Snoop Legend July 1, 2019