t mobile

The worst cell phone service on the planet. Will drop your calls consistently. Especially when you have important business to attend to. Frustrating as hell, the dropped call usually occurrs mid -sentence when pertanent information is being relayed.

Hello? Hello? Are you there? Damn T mobile!! Damn them to hell!!

by Sarah Grace Chladek September 5, 2006

mobbin

1. goin somewhere with a group
2. havin hella folks in the cut
3. the homies
4. goin hella fast

1. yo max, we're mobbin to mickey d's. mishin on foot
2. ay we mobbin in this bitch
3. wats good mobbin
4. i mobbin on the interstate

by dont play in tha bay April 21, 2010

Mobile Warming

1. Changing your opinion, based on your location, as to the validity of global warming.

2. A space heater with wheels

3. Your cell phone heating up after a long conversation

Now you believe global warming is caused by polar bear farts? Yesterday you thought it was caused by too many cans of refried beans in land fills. Make up your mind dude, your too much into mobile warming.

by BobNJ July 7, 2010

mobinating

A term used to describe walking in a large crew. Primarily used to describe a group of people walking some where to cause trouble.

My friends and I were mobinating to the grocery store to rob it.

by Ashley December 6, 2004

mobius belt

a belt that one accidently puts a half-twist in

Today i put on my belt and it was tighter than usual. Apon further examination i had accidentAlly put a half twist in it and had worn a mobius belt for over 10 minutes.

I WEAR THE MOBIUS BELT!! I AM THE TAILOR OV THE VERY FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE!!

by Patrick from Atown January 2, 2007

T-Mobile

A terrible cell phone service provider. Will frequently drop your calls, give you no service in places it should, and service in places that it shouldn't. Does offer some awesome-looking phones, but the high you had when you first got it will dwindle soon after, replaced by a feeling of anger and contempt.

"Bitch, I'm not getting any bars no matter where I point the phone. Fuck T-Mobile, I'm switching to Verizon".

by It's Brittany bitches October 16, 2009

Moobie Boobie

Accidently touching a good friends genitals or privates.

'Oh crap, sorry I just like Moobie Boobied you.'
'You did? Oh thats okay.'

by ieatmeat May 25, 2009