miracle medijuana

legal dope that eliminates pain or delusions or normalcy.

let's stop by guy's house. He has some killer miracle medijuana.

by cherokee1 May 18, 2009

Miracle Bubble

mir-uh-kuhl buhb-uhl

–noun

1. a nearly spherical body of gas contained in a liquid, in this case semen, cum, jizz, etc. e.g. a cum bubble, that isn't touching any part of the body but instead is floating down before it pops. An almost impossible feat, hence called, a miracle bubble

Dude so this girl was blowing me right? But she messed up when i came and blew this miracle bubble when she was choking.

by The Humanitarian December 5, 2009

miracle essay

essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

dude 1: an 85!!!?
dude 2: what? what happened?
dude 1: dude I went into the library this morning and pulled a miracle essay out of my ass!!!
dude 2: dayyuuum that must have hurt

by asauce November 17, 2010

Miracle fruit

A man's testicles

It was amazing, she sucked on my miracle fruit

by DraculaSneezeFTW December 1, 2010

miracle

When you somehow skip puberty

"dude guess what?" "what?" "I skipped puberty...ITS A MIRACLE!!"

by BurningButterz September 5, 2018

marfat

A beautiful young lady who has 3 children

She is kind hearted and has a beautiful journey

Have you seen Marfat wow

by Thecouncil146 April 22, 2019

Miraculous ladybug

A show which is pure memes. The characters are loveable, yet can be quite dumb. The shipping in the show is equally cute and frustrating. Is mostly pure and innocent, but look closer, and you can find some cursed/memey stuff hidden in plain sight. It’s a love-hate kind of relationship with this show: you love to hate it and hate to love it.

Have you watched the latest Miraculous Ladybug Episode? It’s amazing!

by ZiggyCat October 5, 2021