Ming

Vagina

Me: So how about tonight?

Girlfriend: The Ming is closed for business.

Me: :(

by roflcopter696969696969696969 April 28, 2011

Rave Minge

When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).

Jesus Torie, is that your rave minge i can smell!!??

by Shooey February 19, 2009

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 10, 2006

Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

by don leslie May 07, 2008

minge paste

A thick fish like paste that oozes from a slit A.K.A Tampon Socket usually found on the lips of a slag.

'Oi peelie lick my minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'

by Zac + DJ March 07, 2008

Minge-Bully

Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.

My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.

by DerekGibney October 23, 2008

Ming Hag

A full length feature and loose sequel to the film Haggard by Bam Margera.

Ming Hag is Bam Margera's second full length film staring the usual cKy crew.

by Ronnie Pirtle April 10, 2007