5 definitions by don leslie
(Onomatopoeic) Descriptive of satisfyingly heavy yet painless turd that drops from ones ass into the pan making a deep plunging sound and which on inspection has completely disappeared around the U-bend leaving few if any skidmarks. As opposed to a depth charge
by don leslie November 19, 2019
Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.
by don leslie November 26, 2007
A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"
by don leslie May 7, 2008
A frightened_child who would change his name if he weren't an olympian procrastinator. Now a frightened adult since someone bearing the name for wich he was bullied relentlessly at school after the entire cohort burst out laughing when it was read out has brought it back from obscurity to universal hatred and derision.
by don leslie January 30, 2020
The dish that awaits every cunnilingus fan. Sometimes spoiled by an excessive aggragation of minge biscuits.
She serves the best captains pie out of Boca Raton.
by don leslie February 20, 2009