Mexican Shit Kitchen 

Sexual act where a woman is AC Slatering a toilet, and giving a blumpkin to a guy who is upperdecking the toilet.

Holy shit dude, I just walked into the bathroom, John and Kelly were doin some freaky ass shit.. it was a total mexican shit kitchen in there!

Mexican Shit Kitchen by darkproximity August 10, 2009

Mexican Stuntman 

When at a bar, a high quality tequila is used, along with the other elements of a snakebite. However, the salt is snorted, the lemon is squeezed into the drinking customer's eye, willingly, by himself, and the tequila is shot. A new variation on an old favorite. This was witnessed at the The Brass Rail bar in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And the existance of such a maneuver was verfied by the sober, non-drinking bartender. The now-sober owner, verified.

The Mexican Stuntman occured when the co-owner of the bar took a snort of salt, a squeeze of lemon in his eye, on purpose, and took a shot of fine tequila. It was witnessed by the co-owner of the bar and the sober bartender. The date was November 15, 2010. Until this moment, it had only been discussed in legend in bars everywhere. Mexicans everywhere have not been this proud since the Alamo.

Mexican Stuntman by Brass Rail Blogger November 20, 2010

Mexican Tattoo 

The Mexican Tattoo was a practice often seen in the Wild West, where vigilante justice was often more common than justice administered by a lawman. It was a way of marking criminals with an indelible sign of their past transgressions, similar to branding, so society would know of their criminal past and keep a wide berth.

The Mexican Tattoo was delivered by digging one's stirrup into the offender's face or neck, leaving a distinct scar that could not be easily concealed. This was often coupled with the practice of dragging the offender behind a horse by the neck for a short distance.

The bounty hunter gave the horse thief a Mexican tattoo before sending him on his way.

Mexican Tattoo by Heavy Pootis Guy July 20, 2014

Mexican Flapjack 

When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit

I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!

Mexican Flapjack by Muiwovian April 19, 2016

Mexican Dipstick 

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

Mexican Dipstick by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

Mexican Standoff 

n : a situation in which no one can emerge as a clear winner. A poor man's Mutally Assured Destruction

That dude had a gun pointed to my head but I had a knife in his gut -- we were in a Mexican Standoff.

Mexican Standoff by Loogoo Maloogoo September 24, 2003

mexican strawberries

South Texas slang for beans.

Listening to you brag dosn't improve the taste of these mexican strawberries!

mexican strawberries by oldschoolio June 12, 2007