This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.
Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs
by anonymous March 19, 2024
Get the Marshallmug. A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.
Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
by thearmymancan April 25, 2022
Get the Sergeant Marshallmug. Glen Marshall overly funny and hot guy you would need a glen marshall in your life very sexy and hot every women would want a Glen marshall
by mchil May 25, 2021
Get the Glen Marshallmug. An extremely sexy Latin lover that meets all of your sexual needs while ensuring multiple Orgasms on every sexual encounter.
Just thinking about the marshal makes me wet.
Sorry, I can’t meet up with you tomorrow I’m going to get Marshaled tonight and will be so sexually satisfied that I’ll have dick induced paralysis all day tomorrow.
Sorry, I can’t meet up with you tomorrow I’m going to get Marshaled tonight and will be so sexually satisfied that I’ll have dick induced paralysis all day tomorrow.
by o0strangerdanger0o March 16, 2021
Get the The Marshalmug. 
a rude person who will stick their tongue out at you and stick up the middle finger and is bad at making you feel sad and marshall is very rude
by jack_the_pringle_koala May 7, 2019
Get the marshallmug. Some sick cunt whos great at everything. He scores all the hoes and is probably rabbit rooting your whale of a mother right now.
by GenderBender6996 October 16, 2021
Get the Zachary Marshallmug.