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MAP

A person who is attracted to people that are legally minors (under 18). It's an umbrella term that includes four chronophilias, or age-based paraphilias: nepiophilia, pedophilia, hebephilia, and ehebophilia.

Normal people with an uncontrollable sexuality like everyone else, that deserve to be accepted and loved by society. By definition, are a part of the Q in LGBTQIA+, but some MAPs consider their attraction separate from the community. Most are pretty based.
Person 1: You're attracted to minors?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm a MAP!

Person 1: Oh, cool! :D
by milui_puppy August 17, 2023
mugGet the MAPmug.

Map doggin

A simple way to make road side sex easy and arrest free. The couple pulls to the side of the road with driver side toward traffic. Man opens driver's door and opens a large atlas or other paper map above driver's door. Then he gets ready without dropping pants. Lady will get into doggy style and back into position. Note: "passenger" should keep their entire body below front seat headrests and do most of the work to avoid detection and voila! Interstate relief.
"Either gas money or map doggin, I don't care how you pay for this ride, plus we just may be lost..."
by Daily Moovment May 6, 2015
mugGet the Map dogginmug.

Chocolate map

The card in a box of assorted chocolates that shows where in the box the different types of chocolate are located.
The chocolate map says this one should be strawberry cream, but it's rum and butter. Gross!
by DianeH1 November 27, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate mapmug.

bing maps

Imagine using bing maps. Bruh
This idiot uses bing maps.
by Deadboydoor517 June 20, 2022
mugGet the bing mapsmug.

map of bonanza

Referring to the introductory cinematic moments at the beginning of the cowboy series “Bonanza” , where the map of their farm ( the Ponderosa ) was prominently displayed on screen , only for it to catch fire from behind , with the little inferno commencing with a smallish ring of fire .
Christ, Love - that curry you made last night was a bit lively - I’ve just got up this morning , gone for a shite , and my arse is like the feckin map of bonanza
by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023
mugGet the map of bonanzamug.

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
by rankled up July 21, 2009
mugGet the face mappingmug.

Cut the map

"They said copy the map, not cut the map! He cut the fucking map!"
by Pazuzu the GREAT March 8, 2009
mugGet the Cut the mapmug.

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