body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016

Swampy Martini

A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.

I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.

by RestrictedCandy August 11, 2016

French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

by ipopiad September 2, 2016

Espresso Martini

No words. Just have one.

GIMME AN ESPRESSO MARTINI NOOOOOOW

by solosynth December 13, 2017

Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.

Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.

by Doent August 25, 2018

Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀

Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious

by Byteasc1 April 8, 2019

Anthony Mancini

Anthony Mancini is the best human being on earth. You guys should always be nice to him cause he can treat a girl really well. He loves going on dates and any girl is lucky to be us friend

Anthony Mancini is hottt

by Hot guy 101 April 17, 2019