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Mango Mode

When someone does some absolute wild freak ass shit
Did you hear about how Charlie stripped down naked in a gay bar and gave out free blowjobs?

Damn he went mango mode fr
by Dex Dex October 6, 2022
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Mango Loco

The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.
“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”
by YourStonerUncle November 23, 2022
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Mango Buttock Cream

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.
WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Mango.exe

I wish, likes men and stuff you need to use correct gramer around him or else dead and he/she/they/xe/it/gay furry is mango............................................................................
Mango.exe just stole my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SCP theory May 25, 2023
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mango worm

its very nice worm that lives in people or animals
-Absol has mango worms in brain
-i know thats why its so empty
by mango worm June 4, 2023
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Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.
What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap
by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023
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mango sex

When a man inserts his penis into a mango, thrusts inside of it, and eventually ejaculates.

Or alternatively, if you're dealing with a male mango, the mango will insert it's gigantic throbbing member into a woman's "bagina" (or a man's, it's 2023 people, come on.)
John: hello my brotha
Kurt: I love mango
John: nice

Kurt: no not like that, I want to have mango sex
by MongusMongus July 30, 2023
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