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High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
by SkippyAscended November 19, 2019
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Mainge

I want to hump teh Mainge. ;(
by Alyssa December 23, 2004
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maine

Person 1: I'm from Maine
Person 2: you mean Canada
by moose, or bear September 25, 2005
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High Maintenance

Not Amanda.
by meandksh May 12, 2014
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Maine

1. Expensive
2. High taxes
3. Cold
4. Almost everyone is white
5. Boring.
6. good beaches if the water isnt ice.
7. Homeland of the word "wicked"
8. a state where there is desert, forest, and ocean
9. Not too many people have a bostonian accent
10. York is one of the biggest tourist traps
11. Home to Emo's, fags, snobs, gamers, stoners, and Stephen King
Person 1: Why do you live in Maine?
Person 2: Yes! That was wicked awesome!
by krimsonkandy July 1, 2007
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Maintenance

in reference to a hand-job, (aka handie)
handy-man does mantenance.
we couldn't fuck because her mom was awake in the next room, so i let her give me some maintenance.
by chuck_diesel January 21, 2008
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Maine

1) The state where boredom should be the capital.
2) Where the moose are more aggressive than the opposite sex.
and...
3) Where it is nice out 4 days out of the year.
Maine, the way life SHOULDNT be!
by RacHeL December 21, 2003
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