Morgz mum

Jill Hudson hates orphans and her son Morgz is a disease if you see this woman keep your kids away as she might spit on them aggressively . Sub2willne and stop this scary kiddy fiddler

random nine year old: Morgz mum is great
any decent person: Jill Hudson hates orphans and tries her best to spit on kids

Morgz mum by Ooooooggggglllllyyyyyy September 3, 2019

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by Mook November 12, 2004

i’ll marshmallow your mum 

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)

“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”

i’ll marshmallow your mum by cae_2604 October 30, 2017

Are you calling my mum a liar? 

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

Are you calling my mum a liar? by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

Your mum gay 

A term typically used so insult yet full of truth . Fope your mum gay bb

“Yeah uno what fope your mum gay “

Your mum gay by Skettykettle May 16, 2018

your mum straight lol 

One of the gayest insults on this planet out of all 69 planets there had to be this insult wtf

john: hey my homo brother nigga
Alex: nigga i white
John: your mum gay lol
Alex: (How did he counter my attack i must use the gayest insult to end his roasting career) YOUR MUM STRAIGHT LOL
John: oh ma dog man now i gotta comiict subasideeee

your mum straight lol by Kylemuncher February 25, 2018

Phil's mum 

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

Phil's mum by PEWUWEP September 9, 2010