Meat loan

a “meat loan” is when some one is sexually aggravated so a friend loans some dick to settle their needs thus the term “meat loan”

I know you’ve haven’t had any in a while so I’ll give you a “meat loan”

by Bandst November 20, 2019

Meat Slinky :)

When you switch things up in the bedroom and your lover isn't familiar with the position

I'm not very experienced in the bedroom so when she whipped out the meat Slinky :) I wasn't sure what to do

by Karmasutra69 May 15, 2020

Meat Turds

The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.

Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

by CDChurch August 16, 2010

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Meat on the grill

To receive oral pleasures from a woman.

The act of placing your manhood in the mouth of a woman.

A blowjob.

Guy: "What's up? Can I come by and smash?

Girl: "No. I'm on my period; but you can come put some meat on the grill."

Guy: "Word! I'm on the way"

by Bigg Illanoyz March 17, 2008

meat and potatoes

the basic fundamentals of something, the point of something

It would be nice if they just got to the meat and potatoes, but I doubt they will.

by The Return of Light Joker November 24, 2011