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Life

I have a life
by Dictionary changer February 27, 2019
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Life

The biggest scam in history. The first 1-2 years is basically just interactive cutscenes then it's 16 years of learning mostly unimportant information that you probably won't remember then you get to spend about another 40-55 years after that paying taxes, working for less than a living wage and waiting to die.

Life is not beautiful, it's pointless.
"In case you've forgotten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die". -Squidward Tentacles

"Life is pointless, but at least I have Bo Burnham's comedy specials to make the sad, harsh reality that I was thrusted into this world without consent and now I have to be a slave to society for the next 76-82 years not seem so dark and gloomy".
by StonerGod420 August 12, 2021
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Life

75 to 100 years of pain and suffering, usually filled with the world making you unimportant to them and suicide being the way out
hmm... life, what a horrible thing
by FUUUUUUUUUU.... February 15, 2021
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Life

The hardest thing you'll ever have to go through. Sometimes you won't even want to go through with it...
by YaBoiHayden July 1, 2017
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LIFE

a very useless thing every human experiences (wow i managed to spell that right) it is stupid and no one should like it cause it only causes pain
wow life is terrible
by Kai (quackity but not) August 16, 2021
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Life

Life is temporary get right with God before it’s 2 late,
Cause your life can end in a blink of an eye

Have a strong and deep relationship with God

Trust it will be worth it
Ben: “Its a new year and this year is definitely my year and I’m going to enjoy my life to the fullest even tho I said I’m going to try and work with my relationship with God,But that can wait next year”

….2 weeks later Ben dies.

That might be horrible example but that can happen, I’m sure there r many examples but I can’t think of a better examples than that 1🫡.

Think about it..
by RR M March 2, 2023
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Life

Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen
Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.
by Sexydimma December 29, 2021
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