A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.
Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.
by Marlo who just happened no be named after Marlo Thomas. Oo; January 14, 2006
Get the Penis Van Lesbian mug.An acute condition in which a straight girl turns lesbian. This condition can last from several days to several years but will resolve spontaneously on its own; no intervention required.
"Did Mary really leave Jane for a man? Weren't they together for almost 10 years?"
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
"Ya, turns out Mary just had a really long case of lesbianitis."
by yquinn October 27, 2007
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Specifically, a "male lesbian" is a heterosexual man who wishes that he had been born a woman, but who (even if he had been a woman) could only make love to another woman and never to a man. Unlike the transsexual, the "male lesbian" does not feel himself to be "a woman trapped inside the body of a man". In some cases men practice sex with women using only there hands, mouths and toys and never penetrating with their genitals but this is extremely rare...
A man who identifies as a female lesbian without the feeling of being in the wrong body would be a Lesbian Man...
by Le Pee Wee October 29, 2012
Get the Lesbian Man mug.A woman who loves or is sexually attracted to women. I read through other descriptions of lesbian and some people who made definitions on this word are just plain retarded.
1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.
2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.
3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.
4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
1. There is NO good or bad type of lesbian. It doesnt matter if they are ugly or pretty. They are people. Just like you get ugly and pretty straight people. You don't group them into 'good and bad groups' do you? =/.
2. Lesbians aren't all man haters. Yes a few are. But then again some (i'm not saying all) straight men are sexist towards women and treat them as objects. So you can't say that lesbians are all sexist when plenty of straight people are.
3. Those skanks you see on internet porn are not lesbians. They are whores that are trying to get guys to fuck them. If they are real lesbians then they AREN'T going to let you fuck them. Look up 'bi-sexual' asshole.
4. YOU AREN'T GOING TO TURN A LESBIAN STRAIGHT BY HAVING SEX WITH THEM. OMG. That's just plain stupid. Some guys that have their heads up their asses seem to think that lesbians are women you havn't ever had sex with a man before. Or that being homosexual is just a mental illness or something that can only be cured with sex with a guy. =/. If she's a lesbian then she's not going to appreciate you trying to fuck her. You'll probably just get slapped.
1. Bitch: Ewwww look at that dyke. She's wayyy a bad lesbian. OMGSH.
Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.
2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.
Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.
3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.
Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.
Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D
4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*
Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
Lesbian: Erm. If i'm a bad lesbian then does that make you a bad heterosexual. Cause that monobrow you got going there's growing pretty thick.
2. Sexist Man: Hahaha. You won't have sex with me because you're all man haters and feminazi's.
Lesbian: Yes you go think about how sexist i am whilst you go out and get drunk and grope some womens asses.
3. Skank: OMGZ i am like soo sexay. Hey j00. Wanna watch me and my BESTFRIEND share sti's? You like lezbians? Cause i am like sooo one. Then later, we can fuck. Bring a friend too AHAHAHAHAHHA.
Porn Addicted-man: OMG you are so sexy. I love you lesbians that like dick.
Lesbian: Err. =/ If she wants to fuck you and everyone else with a penis in a mile vicinity then fine. But she isnt a lesbian. She's just a whore :D
4. Guy That's NEVER Had Sex: OMG MY DICK IS SO BIG (it's really 3 inches ^^) I bet if i fucked you you'd not want girls anymore. AHAHAHAH *tries to grab lesbian*
Lesbian: *series of attacks. which may lead to this man never being able to have children*
by X.x I Will Bleed For You x.X July 21, 2006
Get the lesbian mug.A Lipstick Lesbian is a stereotype subset of lesbians. They are usually high fashion and wear make-up (something not generally associated with lesbians). Because they dress this way they will "appear straight", but are only interested in women.
She wore high heels, makeup and all the boys loved her, but they'd never know she was a Lipstick Lesbian and only interested in women.
by DCMurph February 18, 2009
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