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Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
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Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
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Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
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lazy leslie

A lazy girl, who sits around her room drinking beer and eating takis while texting her friend Lazy
Lazy Leslie is a person that don't do anything
by Lazy :) June 16, 2017
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clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.
Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!
by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010
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half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat
While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".
by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010
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Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011
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