loser lap 

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.

loser lap by teeniebopper May 3, 2008

Pussy In My Lap 

Phrase made popular by musical artist Rob Roy in the song "Fur In My Cap" meaning that there is a girl of attraction or possibly a stripper seated on your lap.

"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"I plan on hitting the strip club to get some pussy in my lap"

"Pussy in my lap, bird in the sack, fur in my cap" - Rob Roy

Pussy In My Lap by [ C A M ] July 3, 2009

fat lap 

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

fat lap by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more

The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.

victory lap by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011

mexican lap dance 

The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.

I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.

mexican lap dance by Aldiros October 5, 2016

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance 

To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.

Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.

Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.

Give an Old Man a Lap Dance by Reverend Jim Jr April 18, 2008

town lap 

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

town lap by Silver G. December 15, 2010