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Dirty kinkley

Having a three way in the back of a Honda civic with a lady boy and a lesbian
Craig: My boy Cole had a dirty kinkley this weekend.
Smith: just keep suckin bro💔
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boy kibble

He’s making himself some boy kibble for dinner
by nozywozy October 29, 2025
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rachdog and kinbear

nick: rachdog and kinbear are so cool i cant relate
by notrachelorkinley June 18, 2019
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Jean-Phillipe Kindler

Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"

is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.

Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.

At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.

Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
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Life’s a kimble

A saying inspired by the Finnish board game Kimble (similar to Ludo). It means that life, like the game, is full of ups and downs: sometimes you move forward, sometimes you’re stuck waiting for the right roll, sometimes you’re frustrated when someone knocks you back, and sometimes you’re thrilled when you get ahead. In short, life is unpredictable, playful, and never entirely in your control.
1. “Don’t stress too much about setbacks — life’s a Kimble, sometimes you’re just waiting for the right roll.”
2. “She thought everything was going smoothly, then boom — back to start. Life’s a Kimble.”
3. “Winning feels great, losing sucks, but that’s the game. Life’s a Kimble.”
4. “We all get stuck sometimes, can’t move forward until the dice agrees… life’s a Kimble.”
by Murthe September 15, 2025
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The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.
"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
by nblitzed December 21, 2025
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