joonsa

A person who either lives in the streets,or beggs for money or someone who looks and smells raggedy

Look at that joonsa on the side of these street.

by MrQueso June 26, 2022

Joelson

The kind of guy you meet and is unlike any other you’ve met in the best way possible! He looks like what you’d consider a vogue model to look like. He’ll treat you like a Queen and expect you to treat him like a King. He’ll listens to your heart. Joelson’s are typically athletic and are likely to participate in some type of cardio encouraged workout like swim or boxing. They are normally intelligent and always innovative. Finally Joelson is someone that if he loves you, don’t let him go!

You dating a Joelson??

Yes!
You’re so lucky! 😩
I know, we’re gonna get married!!!

by Your Bear 🐻 October 17, 2022

joosari

smone who is a literal todoroki

A: ayo joosari wassup
Joosari: no.
A: ok

by 90smelody December 24, 2022

Joolusional

A dumpy body jewish person that claims to be good at jujitsu but gets obliterated and choked out every week.

Craig was submitted five times last week by Lenny Cuddles but for some reason he thinks that his jujitsu is good. Craig is definitely Joolusional.

by Hollowh1 March 10, 2023

Jowls

Lovely flabs of flesh carefully grown on the lower parts of one’s cheek. Master jowl crafters use Bowser Oil® to curate perfectly plump and radiant jowls, while some amateurs take the easy way out by getting jowl implants. Jowl masters join together annually in Jowlandia to celebrate their robust creations and flaunt not only their immense jowlage but also their cankles, sausage fingers, and dandruff!

My dear, your jowls are looking mighty robust today! Have you been using Bowser Oil®?

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023

Jòòrs Mclâus

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.

Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”

by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023

joonsbike

@Joonsbike is a TikTok account with 700 followers! They post bts updates and are very nice

Joonsbike may be related to RM of bts.. saying that he doesn’t know how to drive a car yet.. he uses a bike!

by gessica October 21, 2023