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Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely
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joob

joob = joo noob/j00b = j00 n00b
You noob.
j00 wa3r teh j00b/joob s0cks.
by PoSiTiOn September 22, 2005
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Dirty Jobs

A show on the Discovery Channel, hosted by Mike Rowe, that shows the ins and outs of dirty and tedious jobs that make civilized life possible for the rest of us. Each week Rowe does the job on location with a team of experts, and often utilizes sarcasm and humor to cover his frustration and disgust. And you can tell when Rowe hates what he's doing. One of the most disgusting jobs he did was being a sewer cleaner, making molds from sharks and artificially enseminating horses.
Dirty Jobs is disgusting, but very entertaining, and shows me the jobs to actually avoid in this life.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 14, 2009
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Steve Jobs

When you put an iPhone on vibrate, place it between a girl's legs, and call it until she cums.
Susan won't do anal, but she loves Steve Jobs.
by Laurenmtsk September 13, 2013
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was a technological whizz who defined gadgets in a go go gadget apple kinda way. His demise to cancer comes at a time when America is reeling from stubborn growth and lack of jobs thus serving America a 'no jobs' double whammy.

This provoked an article by A N Wilson that disputes Jobs as a genius which follows the thinking that he wasn't the inventor of computers, who actualy was the Morse code inventor which on a closer than close inventor look, was the alleged wrestling loser back in 16th century who had to tap to send a message he's out.

His demise then led to a second argumentation that hypes and misconceptions of the masses are sometimes too naive or brash for the sake of marketing ie. money. Left unchecked, next thing world knows is the idea that God have a daughter in addition, to be fair, which does not consider the contentious point in first place. Of course the disputed point is not whether God has one balls or other imperfections that render God unable to have a female offspring.
In all, Jobs worked himself and others to the ground yet people are non the wiser though they have the perceptions of being the wisest. Kindly solve your trillions dollar deficit without stealing other people's ideas which should eradicate sins like poverty if you are all the wisest and geniuses.
Dude 1.5: Bro, that A N Wilson post on Steve Jobs could well be a pre script from Jobs himself considering he knew he's got some dusts to byte.
Bro 1.5 : Yea dude. Let's see if that article is partially bitten.
Sizler 1.5 : Yo bro dude. Get out of my way if you don't wana get sizzled. The biggy co.s should get the PR officers that matches their founder's definition of great inventions in use in the right order. Doesn't make me a genius, does it? Those gweeks (gw that thing that comes out ur back), genius wanna be's, really should check if their heads are screwed on right.
by Zullo24 October 7, 2011
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joose

tastes better than four loko to people at times, but because four loko is more flavourable and tastes better depending on what taste you're in the mood for at the time, and gets you drunker you'll usually drink it instead.

but you'll drink joose before you drink four loko if you're new to malt liquor, because four loko has more alcohol content but joose is pretty high as well. you will most likely take your clothes off atleast once when drinking this stuff. you may do so if you drink four lokos as well.

beware, be careful, shit gets you drunk. it's cheap. sweet.
"i went skinny dipping in the pool again..."
"what the hell were you drinking?!"
"well the first time it was joose, but this time i drank a four loko..."
"ahahahaha"
by p333h0lez October 16, 2009
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jooseppi

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".
<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.
by samsonite December 24, 2003
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