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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh
by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009
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Life its self, also the new god.
Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!
by Minaa April 23, 2008
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by wet waffle October 19, 2008
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Three homosexuals who are Beatles wannabees. They cant even do guitar solos. They have another homo named John Taylor. And in the music video S.O.S. you can see one of the Jonas fags playing a Gibson Les Paul, which shouldnt be used for gay boyband shit.
by i like rock music August 1, 2010
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A really annoying band who are full of themselves. They enjoy playing shitty music and copying good bands like Busted's songs, and ruin lyrics. They enjoy doing each other.
Joe: Hey, fellow Jonas Brothers!
Nick: Oh, hey! Wanna go ruin another Busted song?
Kevin: That would be Jona-fying!
Me (or any other person with sense): Shut the fuck up and stop making up your own words, you douchebags.
by Mushuma September 18, 2009
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a boy-band passing themselves off as rock music. also see 3-headed jackass
is an example really necessary? the jonas brothers are the only band on earth less hard than hinder
by kindakorny October 3, 2008
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An annoying tween-pop band that seems to be everywhere; on your tv, supermarket magazine racks, your neighbor's little daughter's backpack, youtube, myspace, etc. They define themselves as "rock" and to their fans, they are "soooooooo cute, smexy, hot, funny, like omj random!! and adorable and sweet and inspiring.

To those of us with an actual musical taste buds and judgment, they make them, well, literally gag.

LOOKS: The Jonas Brothers have the tendency to dress up in brightly colored skinny jeans wow, this will make us look cool and unique!!, awkward vests, and shirts with sleeves rolled up to add the manly effect, usually accessorized by hats, bracelets, and rings. All three have the habit to squint at the camera in pictures for no apparent reason.

Ability: The youngest one, Nick Jonas, sounds like a frog was shoved down his throat and is trying to nurse it back up his throat by squealing followed by occasional yelps that sound like dying pigs. Joe Jonas' voice is still stuck in between in that awkward stage of developing is vocal cords. Kevin Jonas is always seen strumming a guitar even though he plays no role in the band.

Fan Base: Annoying girls who only think they know what the "JB" is really about: inspiration, friendliness, blahblah. But they don't know without Disney channel, the JB wouldn't be anywhere.


Overall, this so-called-band doesn't deserve all the fame and money. Fans need to start growing up and listening to real music, real bands.
FAN: omj!! nick is soooooooo cute. - mrs nick jonas!!
FAN2: OMJJJJ i loveeeeee joe he is so funny!!!?!!!
FAN3: JB FAN FUREVER

The Jonas Brothers are yet another result of the tween pop sensations of the extremely greedy Disney channel empire.
by This Spork October 9, 2008
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