John

A lax bro that never remembers or gets names right.
normally blonde with a high rank of flow.

John

by dogluvr412 January 1, 2012

john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.

"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"

by ricegumhater November 4, 2016

John

A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.

John loves to drink.....juice.

by A person with no name November 20, 2016

John

He is the biggest dick ever.he screws you over and breaks your heart . He is the biggest man white in the world

He is John

by _cheez_ December 8, 2016

John

A Greek word that means giving a blow job.

John loves giving blow jobs

by Doctor.Rotzka December 21, 2019

John

John

I just Johned my pants

by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018

John

John is a very tall person with a big nose. He annoys you all the time for stupid reasons and NEVER stops talking. Even when he’s all alone he talks. He does everything last minute and never plans things ahead of time. He puts no effort into anything and procrastinates everything he does- even simple things that anyone else wouldn’t think twice about. If you ever meet a John, make sure to turn the other way. This is a warning ⚠️

Sandra: Why are you so mad?
Angelina: John put me in a really bad mood. He’s so annoying!

by SAJ6382629 February 27, 2020