Jail

The place where your ass hole gets bigger and bigger by each day that passes.

While having to serve 2 years in jail, Joe's hole got wider and wider by 3 centimeters per month.

by Milf-inator March 9, 2009

Jailhouse Pussy

The orifice between a mustache and a goatee.

Check out that Vicar McSwain; he's one prime piece of jailhouse pussy.

by Ernest Peabody July 26, 2006

Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

Jail belly

When an inmate comes out of jail with a large weight gain.

I don't know if I'm pregnant or if it's a jail belly

by Sammtime January 28, 2017

jailman

Typically a jailer, who fucks up prisoners!

Leon is a damn jailman, and he tortures every prisoner!

by Lexus Mill March 25, 2018

Jail

School.

Pretty much a living hell. I mean, what's the difference?

I gotta go to jail for 5 days a week! I could watch anime instead.

by Budo's Kid Sister April 19, 2019