Jasper De Lange

Een randdebiel / flapdrol / oetlul / hansworst

Die jongen is een echte Jasper De Lange, ocharme.

by Jappiejaap May 30, 2020

Jasper

that one person who everyone hates

you do you know that kid Jasper what a knob jockey.

by die420 June 11, 2020

Jasper

The big buff cheeto puff

Did you see that episode of steven universe with jasper?

by Snazzynova on twitter August 7, 2020

Jasper

If you know someone called Jasper, they will make you feel like they care about you and only you. They make you feel like you are the center of attention and give all their love and attention to you and make it seem like they care about you and only you when they are talking to you even though they care about everybody. Jasper is usually never rude to anybody only if someone is rude to them or their friends, but if you know a Jasper never be rude to them because it’s really hard for them to forgive you and they probably never will. Jasper was the kindest and funniest guy I knew so if you know a Jasper never let them go! - Isabella

A: Jasper looks so handsome today, I have a huge crush on him!

B: Back off he’s mine!

by ItzKookie August 21, 2020

Jasper

Isn’t the smartest of men and is known for his fucking putrid farts, he's small and so is his Brian. He is a disappointment and should be forgotten.

Fuck why you acting like Jasper!

by SmartCoolDictionary October 29, 2020

Jeppered

Used when you want to finish a project/task but someone starts unnecessarily applying red tape to delay or block it.

Johnathan: I have finished my project and will submit today
Richard: You cant submit until I have approved it

1 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
2 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: You will have it today!
3 week later...
Johnathan: Can I obtain an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks fine.
Peter: Johnathan you just been Jeppered

by Office Leader November 5, 2020

Jeppered

When you want to finish a task/project someone who unnecessarily applies red tape to delay or block it.

Johnathon: I have completed my task and will submit today
Richard: You can't I have to approve it
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
1 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: I will check it now!
3 Week later...
Johnathon: Can I get an update?
Richard: Let me quickly check it now!
1 minute later...
Richard: Looks good to send
Peter: Johnathon you have been Jeppered!

by Office Leader November 5, 2020