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Jacob Saltsman

Plays for the Los Angeles Lakers has 29 million subscribers on YouTube
by Lakers lover2 February 10, 2018
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Jacob Pennington

Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore
There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.

Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.
by Boss ass bitch 😜 May 7, 2018
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jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long
hes such an Jacob Wheeler
by ganggangbo May 7, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
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Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit

Okay so let me tell u about this gamer.

He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).

Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.
Boo boo the Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit.
by Pseudofragginnym May 28, 2019
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Jacob Hatcher

He is white, and has a white mans name. Jacob is always a Ginger. He is usually Mormon. He is always the smartest person in the room and lets you know that just by being in his presence. His intellect is so advanced that when he speaks your brain cannot fathom the words that flow from his orifice. He is very good at math and spends his free time in his room either learning Japanese or watching Khan Academy videos. Most people don't speak to Jacob, but when they do, they never forget him.
Woah, Jacob Hatcher, that's Gospel truth!
by Jonathan Robeson September 18, 2019
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Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet
Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead
by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019
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