Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.

That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.

by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

cash-jacking

Typically done when you need cash and you want to jack it. Someone willingly offers that cash.

Man, I'm so worn out from cash-jacking. Is that some cash? I think it's about time to start jacking it.

by jtrthehax July 12, 2019

Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"

I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!

by ZStar930 January 2, 2011

Chain Jacking

the act of masturbating every 10-15 minutes

(like chain smocking)

"i invited nick over but he was to busy chain jacking"

by tophercat9 May 22, 2010

cracker jacking

Hanging out and relaxing.

Chris was just cracker jacking all day long on Saturday.

by kwipzter February 21, 2009

Juice Jacking

To break in and violate someones lunchable for the sole purpose of consuming the delicious juice pouch = ).
IE. Capri Sun
Also Referred to as Juice High Jacking. Or Juice HiJack. However Most Commonly Juice Jacked

GUY1: I was raiding my frige the other night and there was nothing to drink. The only thing there was a lone lunchable. I then proceded to JUICE JACK IT.

GUY2: o wow u dirty Juice Jacking KANKLE BANDIT.

by Joe Asselin AKA JASSELIN October 6, 2008