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Jacob

Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.
Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!
by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017
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Jacob

He is one of the ugliest kids I know. He has a tiny penis, and never gets a girl. All thought he likes every girl at school, he’s always lonely.
Dude Jacob has a tiny ding dong
by Nolanpf June 22, 2019
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Jacob

This kid could gas the whole entire school if he wanted to. He lowkey looks like Sheen from Jimmy Neutron and he's sexy as hell.
That kid looks like Sheen... he's probably a Jacob
by Sheen Lover 69 April 25, 2017
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Jacob

Is a hoe. When you are in a relationship with a Jacob he is loveing and nice and sweet but when your arguing he is a complete dickhead. He has a little dick and can fuck any girl that gives them a complement . When they are your friend they are nice but try and get with you if your good enough to them. When he "thinks" he loves and you find out he cheated or flirted with another girl and you guys break up he will act like he is gonna kill himself.
A:O look at that jacob!
B: don't fuck with him he has a small dick.
by Realshit387 February 17, 2017
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jacob

STUPID FAG WHO WATCHES TRAPS
HE IS JACOB HE IS GAY
by normal_baked_bean October 10, 2017
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Jacob

Jacob. He is the most amazing peron you can meet. He makes you happy. He will love you unconditional. He might be a little over protective only because he loves you💕. Sometimes he would say things he wish he had never said but in the end he makes it all up with everthing you love. So if you Know someone Jacob. Keep him,he is something else with his smile its heart warming💕💕
Jacob, i love you for everthing you've done for me💕
by LoveIsStrong September 22, 2019
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