A ridiculously over-priced and large (4.5×2.4×0.46 in) phone/camera/media player created by Apple. There is much demand and hype surrounding its release due to its big shiny screen, however once consumers discover its flaws- extremely large, easily-damaged optical screen, pathetic 2MP camera, non-renewable battery, its inability to take videos, it will fail like the first generation iPod.
Do not be another slave to consumerism and buy a iphone, do something more productive with your money.
by DylanBK August 1, 2007
Get the iphone mug.Mainly a cell-phone and an ipod, it has many other uses. It works fine as a phone, but works even better as a toy.
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Student 1: "yea i just traded my iphone for a basic razor."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
by redzone1 March 27, 2009
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Becoming widely wanted by people who wish to access information, entertainment anywhere. Recently launched IPhone 3G which allows users to have DSL-like connection. Phone is offered by AT&T for a rate of $80.00, which offers 400 minutes/200 Txt/Unlimited Data. Which is pricy to some young consumers.
IPhone created by Apple, comes in 4GB/8GB which has functions of an IPod, with GPS, Cell functions, and internet capabilities mainly used for Youtube and Google.
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Having
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Becoming widely wanted by people who wish to access information, entertainment anywhere. Recently launched IPhone 3G which allows users to have DSL-like connection. Phone is offered by AT&T for a rate of $80.00, which offers 400 minutes/200 Txt/Unlimited Data. Which is pricy to some young consumers.
IPhone created by Apple, comes in 4GB/8GB which has functions of an IPod, with GPS, Cell functions, and internet capabilities mainly used for Youtube and Google.
John: Dude, i'm getting an Iphone but the rates are ridiculous.
Dave: I know man, the minutes are like half if you pay for standard with data plan.
John: I would so unlock one, but there goes the data.
Dave: I know man, the minutes are like half if you pay for standard with data plan.
John: I would so unlock one, but there goes the data.
by Allen "Aames" Han August 15, 2008
Get the IPhone mug.It's the feeling you get when you buy an iPhone and you suddenly feel as though you are the coolest person on the planet because you have a PHONE with an "i" in front of it. It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to every iDouche especially if it's their first iDevice. Typically the iDouche grows up and out of the phase. Sometimes not...
Normal person: I'm gonna get the Kobe burger with fries and slaw and a Root Beer. What're you gonna get?
iDouche: Dude, I love my phone. I got a shitload of new "apps." You know they call it an app because it's made by "Apple." I got this one...
NP (interrupting): You dumbfuck, it's an app because it's an "APPlication." Anyway, who gives a shit? It's a phone. The waiter is waiting for your order.
iD: Dude, you don't understand. It's an iPhone. It's so much more than a phone. It can...
NP (interrupting again because the iDouche won't shut the fuck up about his piece of shit phone): Shut the fuck up. You're just suffering from the iPhone effect. Now order so we can eat.
iDouche: Dude, I love my phone. I got a shitload of new "apps." You know they call it an app because it's made by "Apple." I got this one...
NP (interrupting): You dumbfuck, it's an app because it's an "APPlication." Anyway, who gives a shit? It's a phone. The waiter is waiting for your order.
iD: Dude, you don't understand. It's an iPhone. It's so much more than a phone. It can...
NP (interrupting again because the iDouche won't shut the fuck up about his piece of shit phone): Shut the fuck up. You're just suffering from the iPhone effect. Now order so we can eat.
by Michael S Stevens January 27, 2010
Get the iPhone effect mug.a way to piss off your iphone using friends who are so insecure that they will not turn off the 'sent from my iPhone" option or are perhaps to stupid to figure out how.
hey jackass, you think I am impressed with that sent from my iPhone tagline?
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by sjmvi August 5, 2008
Get the iPhoney mug.Derek is such a multi-tasking iPhonister! Not only did he take a photo while making a phone call ... he responded to emails at the same time!
by VGVGVGVG August 6, 2012
Get the iPhonister mug.an amazing product made by apple that completely changes the way people use cell phones - but all the people that are too poor to afford it whine and complain about how they hate it.
person 1: i got an iphone!
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
person 2: you spent all that money on a phone?
person 1: you know you want it
person 2: yeah your right
by 1Mike1 January 4, 2008
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